We played Mariah Carey songs about 5x each on repeat and danced all OVER that kitchen. Â Everyone knows that “All I Want for Christmas” wins best Christmas dance song for 10 years straight. Â I think there was a point in the song where we threw lettuce in the air and I pretended to dump marinara sauce on my face, but that’s neither here nor there.
Traditional cookie shapes are cool and everything, but after 20-something candy canes, you crave a little variety. Â Here’s the mustache & baguette cookies…
Culturally appropriate!!
And other traditional Christmas favorites, such as the pumpkin cookie, the pizza slice, fish, giant wish bone, and handgun.
There’s two baguettes cookies because I might accidentally eat the first one before we can decorate it just because it looks like a baguette, and I’m conditioned to eat baguettes instantly once they are within arm’s reach.
I think my pizza cookie turned out really nice…Look, I haven’t even touched the bear or the star. Â Losers.
Sorry you’re not from Texas and you didn’t think to make a .40 caliber handgun cookie. Â Maybe next year.
Ok let’s be for real though. Look at the size of the handgun cookie next to this GIANT ornament cookie. Â It’s like a chipmunk pistol.
You can barely see Karl in this picture, but he was the one brave male in the bunch. Â Way to be! Â He and Hanna created my FAVORITE cookies, the Segway & the customer falling off the Segway. Â (Happens a lot, ouch.)
And a shout out to Fat Tire
These beautiful cookies sat at work and tormented me for days with their buttery deliciousness. Â Worth it!!

Awesome. I want the hippo and the hipster mustache cookies! Loved the gun one, too. I’ll be in Paris next Christmastime, but I am not a wise one to put around things easily shaped and decorated into whatever I like. It always winds up inappropriate. Mull that over before I am invited.